Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Now for the definitions .
Voilà: Ta da
Vaudevillian: A performer who works in a Vaudeville. Vaudeville is a theatrical genre of variety entertainment
Vicissitudes: A variation in circumstances or fortune at different times of your life or development of something
Visage: Countenance, the human face
Vox Populi: The voice of the people
Valorous: Having or showing valor
Vivified: Give new life or energy to
Virulent: Violently and spitefully hostile
Vermin: An irritating or obnoxious person
Van-guarding: The forefront of any movement
Vice: An immoral or evil habit or practice
Vouchsafing: To grant or to give
Voracious: Exceedingly eager or avid
Volition: Exercise of willing
Vendetta: A prolong and bitter feud
Votive: Dedicated in fulfillment of a vow
Veracity: Habitual observance of truth in speech or statement
Vindicate: To clear, a form an accusation, impulsion or suspicion
Verily: In truth
Vichyssoise: A cream soup of potatoes and leeks
Verbiage: Overabundance or superfluity of words
Veers: To change direction
Verbose: Charactised by the use of too many words
Now for the translation
Tada! In front of you is man who was forced to be both victim and villain by the circumstances life has thrown at him. This mask, not just a image of vanity, is the last reminding trace of the now disappeared, voice of the people. However, this return of a long gone annoyance, now stands energised and has vowed to eradicate these corruptible and violent forefront of an immoral practice and granting the violently vicious and the exceedingly eager violation of free will. The only solution is revenge; a violent one, a dedication that will not be in vain, for the truth will one day free the morally right. In truth, I shall divert from this jumble of overly fluid words and put it simply, my name is V.
The translation was not copied. Written and teared by Perry Felix Shen.